This is a dice game designed to create lovely, messy pies perfect for turning the face of their creators into a sloppy, gooey mass of mess. Now, it should be noted that these pies aren't meant for anywhere else on the body. If the mess gets all over you, that's your business, but the objective here is an epic pie in the face session.
The first category is optional and that is "How Many?" If you only intend to make one pie, ignore this part completely. If not, however, this roll decides your messy fate in terms of how many pies you're looking at.
1-2: Got off easy. 2 Pies. 3-4: Little tougher. 5 Pies. 5-6: Poor you. 8 pies.
Now time for a base. 1-3: No crust (Paper plates are fine) 4-6: Crust
Next up, you decide if you want Sweet, Savory, or Both. This does not require a dice roll.
How many ingredients is your next dice roll. Duplicates are allowed for 5-8 ingredients as long as the whole pie isn't the same ingredients. 1-2: Easy does it. 2 ingredients. 3-4: That's rough. 4 ingredients. 5-6: Slopped. 8 ingredients.
If you choose sweet, roll according to this chart. 1-2: Chocolate Syrup 3-4: Caramel Syrup 5: Pancake Syrup 6: Honey
If you choose savory, roll according to this chart. 1-2: Ketchup 3-4: Ranch 5: BBQ Sauce 6: Mustard
If you choose both, half your ingredients should be sweet and half savory.
Now top it off with whipped or shaving cream and any other toppings you'd like and then let yourself have it!
So as an example, I choose all sweet for my first time. I'll risk more than one pie. I got 4, 2, 3, 5, 2, 3, and 6. This means I'll be taking 5 pies with no crust and 4 ingredients. I managed to get one of each of the sweet ingredients meaning these crustless pies will be filled with chocolate, caramel, pancake syrup, and honey. Sounds like my face is gonna be super sticky and I'm gonna be washing my hair MANY times. Who's next?
Here cause of loosing the monthly gunge elimination game. For the first die I rolled a 5 so 8 pies. For my second I rolled a 3 so no crust needed. Second I rolled a 6 so 8 ingredients per pie. I decided on Both so starting off with Sweet I rolled a 2 4 1 and 2 for Savory I rolled a 6 another 6 fa 2 for ketchup and another 1. So I'm gonna have to take 8 no crust pies filled with chocolate syrup, caramel syrup, ketchup, and mustard.
dbl999 said: Here cause of loosing the monthly gunge elimination game. For the first die I rolled a 5 so 8 pies. For my second I rolled a 3 so no crust needed. Second I rolled a 6 so 8 ingredients per pie. I decided on Both so starting off with Sweet I rolled a 2 4 1 and 2 for Savory I rolled a 6 another 6 fa 2 for ketchup and another 1. So I'm gonna have to take 8 no crust pies filled with chocolate syrup, caramel syrup, ketchup, and mustard.